I like to keep au courant with the vox pop, and so I like trolling Urban Dictionary, even if it is, by and large, very hetero-normative (young white hetero male, I suspect). But there are favorites against the grain, such as this definition, by taterus maximus, of Cock Hound :
(n.) Any person male or female who is on the constant hunt of the cock. They can not sleep, drink, work or eat without constantly being on the trail of cock. They are the bloodhound for the penis. They like them big, thick and juicy.
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| I like them big and juicy |
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| Juicy |
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| Thick |
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| Must.Eat.Must.Drink. |
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| On the trail of this cock |
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| Are you thinking what I'm thinking, cocksucker?? |
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| I couldn't eat or drink until I bagged this feeder |
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| Can not work --- |
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| --- Can not sleep --- |
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| --- On the trail of the cock |
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| Hunting cock |
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| Bloodhound for the penis |
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